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gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

not my fat ass
me while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

therealraewest:

heatherwanderer:

watch this video

no seriously

WATCH IT

there are a million and a half things I love about this video

 #she's so cute!!!  #also BEST HAIR 
plasmatics-life:

St.-Petersburg - {by Wladimir Grigoruk} | {Follow on 500px}

plasmatics-life:

St.-Petersburg - {by Wladimir Grigoruk} | {Follow on 500px}

Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)

 #don't even try to tell me that female role models don't make a difference okay  #just about a year ago I was talking to my friends about how feminism doesn't have to be a thing  #but now I'm super hardcore about it 

Marilyn knew what was up

 #life goals 

genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

 #I LOVE WHOSE LINE  #tho once I watched it on a plane and started laughing so hard that I had to leave my seat so I didn't wake people around me up 

summervirgin:

Look  at them eyes…how could one say no.

lohanthony:

lindsaychrist:

imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

IM CHOKINFG

bye @ the caption

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

samclafs:

the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it